Sunday, December 31, 2017

Day 287: Enterprise, Acquisition




Show: Star Trek; Enterprise
Episode Particulars: S1EP18, “Acquisition”

 Summary: Four Ferengi (Ethan Phillips, Matt Malloy, Clint Howard, and, surprisingly yet unsurprisingly, Jeffrey Combs) board the Enterprise, having arranged for a gas to knock the crew unconscious. They’re there to steal everything that isn’t nailed down (and a few things that are), eventually waking Archer back up to find out where the real valuables are. Unbeknownst to them, Tucker was in decon and therefore unexposed to the knockout gas, so he’s a rouge element wandering around the ship and capable of foiling their plans, even though they almost literally caught him with his pants down. The combination of Tucker’s behind the scenes work, Archer’s playing along while trying to twist the situation to his advantage, and the fact that there’s a good deal of distrust among the Ferengi should be enough to eventually take back the ship. They should probably do a pretty thorough inventory when all is said and done, though.


Standalone Thoughts: As with most Ferengi-centric episodes, this episode is clearly meant to be comedic, and on the whole, I’d say it works. There’s definitely amusement to be had in seeing Tucker run around the ship in his skivvies, and the various tricks Archer, Tucker, and eventually T’Pol use are predictable but still fun. Plus, Jeffrey Combs is nearly always fun to watch, and since the situation, dialogue, and music all make it clear that we shouldn’t be taking this too seriously, I’m more than happy to go along for the ride. That being said, there are a few things that make me raise my eyebrows, so while I think this episode is in the upper middle of the season rankings wise, I’m spending the rest of this section talking about the flaws.

First up, the writers attempt to be creative kind of winds up backfiring on them. We’re dropped into the story in media res, with the Enterprise crew unconscious and the Ferengi boarding the ship. This is a decent technique and probably would have been fine if that was all there was to it. However, the writers also made the decision to have the Ferengi only speak in their native language, because there’s no human with a universal translator around. This is fine if it’s only for a minute or two, but this goes on for at least ten minutes, and while we can get the overall gist of what’s going on, not being able to understand them can get frustrating after a while. A brief (one or two minute) montage of the Ferengi wandering around the ship stealing stuff before cutting to Trip being the only one awake might have gone a long way towards fixing this problem.

Secondly, T’Pol doesn’t quite seem like her usual self this episode. She not only makes a comment that feels very un-Vulcan like, she later withholds assistance (though not in a crisis situation) out of what seems like nothing more than spite. While I’d like to be generous and say that this may have some connection to what happened in “Fusion”, I’m pretty sure the real explanation is that the writers (and possibly the director and other crewmembers) thought the material was funny and included it without thinking of whether it made sense for the character. The moments are still amusing, but I, at least, feel like they’re just a little bit off.

Most importantly, the ending is a little anticlimactic. Why does Archer do what he does, exactly? Granted, we haven’t seen a situation like this on Enterprise before (and neither have they, come to think of it), but it doesn’t seem like something Starfleet would teach their officers to do. Then you have the fact that the ending isn’t as satisfying as it looks at first glance if you stop and think about it for a few seconds. Not to mention the fact that the implications made by Archer at the end don’t exactly mesh with Star Trek lore, at least if my dim memory of The Next Generation serves me right. I’m sure more dedicated fans than me can come up with some sort of justification for this, but I’ll stay in the corner with the grumpy continuity hounds on this one.

How it Relates to the Whole: While the Ferengi (these specific ones or the species in general) will not be returning to Enterprise, one thing they say about slave markets may wind up coming back in Season Four, although my memory’s hazy on that front. Otherwise, take this episode as intended; a silly one-off. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

Other: *As evidenced by my header, the outfits the Ferengi wear are relatively sedate, especially compared to what they were capable of on DS9. Yes, this is an earlier era, but it was still odd to see. And then this happened…



…And all was right with the world once more.

*One thing I have somehow failed to mention up until this point (probably because it hasn’t played a large role in the series to date) is that Archer brought his beagle, Porthos, on the ship with him. I only bring it up now because when the Ferengi encounter him, he’s awake and pretty alert. I have no idea how their knockout gas works, but using the same logic as the use of canaries in coal mines, wouldn’t Porthos have been the first to fall unconscious, and possibly been out of it for longer? Then again, I’m no expert on animal physiology, so I could have this entirely backwards. I’ll leave it to biologists and chemists to sort this one out.

Badass Malcolm Moment: While there is a very vague hint that Malcolm may have regained consciousness offscreen at the end of the episode, what we see onscreen doesn’t fully support that. So I’m just going to have to go with the fact that he’s the only member of the senior staff who managed to retain his dignity. Phlox passed out facedown in Sickbay, Hoshi and T’Pol were dragged to a cargo bay and treated as merchandise, Mayweather was unceremoniously dumped off his chair (which was then stolen), Archer was handcuffed, beaten, and used as a mule, and Tucker spends a good chunk of the episode running around in his underwear. Malcolm, meanwhile, fell unconscious at his station, in a position where he’s not going to wake up with the imprint of the console on his face, and the Ferengi never try to get close to him. Maybe they instinctively knew he was a force to be reckoned with.



After the Fact Update: Interviews with several writers for the show have them trying to justify the Ferengi showing up by saying the Ferengi are never mentioned by name, so nobody knew what race they were and thus preserves TNG continuity, but that’s a copout, and it appears that producer Brannon Braga knows it, because he called it “an act of desperation” and said there was “no excuse” for it. I’ll give him some credit for acknowledging a mistake, though I don’t think it was that bad.



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