Show: Columbo
Episode
Particulars: S4EP4, “Troubled Waters”, original airdate February 9th,
1975.
Standalone
Thoughts: This is a pretty fun episode, mainly because it shakes things up
in a variety of ways. You have the obvious of the murder taking place on a
cruise ship, but you’ve also got the fact that most of the tools Columbo would
normally use aren’t available to him. No ballistics department, no proper
fingerprint powder (though he does jury-rig some later)…there’s not even an
official photographer. It might be interesting if there was a whole MacGyver-like show dedicated to people
having to make do with their limited resources to solve a crime or deal with a
medical emergency. Though of course, they’d have to be realistic about it.
Getting back to this
show, though, the episode also shakes things up by having Columbo flat out
state to other people that he thinks Danziger is the murderer, when he normally
keeps that fact to himself. This leads to some interesting conversations,
though it also winds up relating to one of the more annoying mystery tropes. A
lot of detectives wind up playing things close to the vest, and won’t tell
their colleagues (and sometimes the audience) about things they noticed until
it’s time for the grand reveal. This can be irritating if it’s a key piece of
evidence needed to solve the murder, and the audience wasn’t privy to it. In
this case, the audience is privy to
it (Columbo finds a feather near the door to the hospital beds), but then the
question arises of why Columbo didn’t bring up that fact to the Captain
(Patrick Macnee), especially when the Captain was insisting it was Harrington
and wondering why Columbo refused to accept the fact. It might not be much to
go on, but it’s fairly incriminating evidence, and it could have led to some
interesting scenes where the Captain, the doctor (Robert Douglas), and Columbo
were all working together to prove for sure it was Danziger. Instead, it kind
of hangs there and leaves the audience wondering why it’s not being discussed.
That aside, though, it’s a good episode. The ship’s space
is used creatively, the alibi is definitely different, and the cast all do a
fine job. It’s definitely worth watching, especially once you’re familiar with
the Columbo formula. Though I do
wonder if they ever show this episode on cruise ships…
Number of
“Columbo-isms”: 3/6. Columbo hums “This old man” and says several
variations of “Just one more thing”, one of which is literal. As for his wife,
there’s a running gag with him never being able to find her on the ship, which
adds some extra amusement to proceedings. And while it’s not a trope I’m
keeping track of, it’s worth noting that Columbo spends most of this episode
without his raincoat since, as he reminds us, he’s on a tropical cruise and
therefore wouldn’t need it. Instead, he spends most of the time in his suit
jacket, shirt sleeves, and right at the very end, a Hawaiian shirt.
Surprisingly, it’s not as tacky as you’d think.
Other: *This
is one of the rare episodes where Columbo is seen immediately, in fact within
the first minute. Given that it’s not the usual circumstances (he’s on a ship
and on vacation instead of doing his job), I think that’s a nice way of signifying
that.
*On a related note to the above point, it takes about
twenty-five minutes for the murder to take place. This is also somewhat
unusual, but understandable, because it’s used to set up the situation, explain
why Columbo’s on hand, establishes the red herring, and lets us watch Danziger prepare for the murder. All things
considered, the time was used fairly efficiently.
*Danziger is diagnosed with a “slight” heart attack. I’m
no medical expert, but I don’t think any heart attack is considered “slight”.
Maybe it’s not as severe as it could be, but “slight” and “heart attack”
probably should never be in the same sentence if you want to be taken
seriously.
*The scene where Danziger prepares for the murder is
noteworthy for me for two reasons. One, I’m pretty sure they reused footage of
him running down the stairs. And two, the song Wells sings during it goes on forever. Since it seems to be basically
the same chorus over and over again, I can’t imagine how it could get away with
being that long. But maybe it’s just Hollywood license.
*I do kind of wonder where Danziger was hiding the key he
used to get into Wells’ cabin, since he was only wearing his bathing suit when
he faked the heart attack. Either he had the key in his bathing suit and no one
checked it/he palmed it before it got taken away, or…we probably don’t want to
think too much about it.
*Columbo apparently can throw on his pants and shirt in a
manner of seconds, because that’s about how long it takes for him to get
dressed when he’s called to the scene of the crime. Then again, I’m pretty sure
that’s something you have to learn when you become a firefighter, so I can
imagine it’s not that much different for cops.
*The doctor says that Wells’ body has no bruises on her.
I find this surprising, given that it looked and sounded like Danziger punched
her in the face when she refused to withdraw her blackmail. Even if it was a
slap instead of a punch, I’d have thought that would leave a mark. But as I
mentioned above, I’m not a doctor, so I could be totally wrong about that.
*Columbo uses a magnifying glass several times this
episode. It’s always for a good reason, but it amuses me because he doesn’t use
them normally, and since magnifying glasses are often associated with
detectives, I just kind of get a kick out of it.
*We get a throwaway line here where Columbo asks Danziger
to fire the suspected murder weapon, because he (Columbo) doesn’t like guns and
is a bad shot. This is amusing on its own merely because of Columbo’s
profession, but it’s also a bit of (probably unintentional) foreshadowing for a
moment in a later episode. I’ll talk about that one when we get to it, though.
Would This Hold Up
in Court?: I wasn’t sure if it would initially, but then Columbo gets
incontestable proof right at the very end. It’s very cleverly done, and there’s
no way Danziger could worm his way out of it. Not bad considering Columbo had
to MacGyver up the solution.
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