Show: Columbo
Episode
Particulars: S7EP4, “How to Dial a Murder”, original airdate April 15th,
1978.
Standalone
Thoughts: Once again, I’m not going to be totally objective on this
episode, because Mason being a movie buff is a large part of the episode. It’s
not quite as pervasive as in, say, “Requiem for a Falling Star”, but given that
the kill command is “Rosebud”, that the opening shot is clearly aping the
opening shot of Citizen Kane, that
Mason’s house is full of movie memorabilia, and that there’s a wonderfully
atmospheric scene in a run-down Western movie set, I think I’m justified in
saying it’s essential to the episode, and a real treat for film buffs. That
being said, the movie paraphernalia is more of a treat; what I really enjoy about the episode is the
interplay between Columbo and Mason, especially as the episode continues. It’s
not quite the “dancing around the issue” that I love, but it’s just about as
good in some places, especially in the last scene, where Columbo casually lays
out his case against Mason as he effortlessly plays pool. If you like that sort
of thing as much as I do, then you’ll have a pretty good time with this
episode.
There is, however, one weak spot I wanted to mention, and
that’s the young woman who lives in Mason’s guest house, Joanne Nichols (Kim
Cattrall). I’m not entirely sure what purpose she serves in the episode proper,
other than being the person who alerts the police to Hunter’s death. The worst
part is, it feels like they were planning to do something with her, and then
backed out. She’s established as being a bit neurotic, given how often we see
her clutching her teddy bear and acting like a child, despite apparently being
in college. Then we learn that she’s in love with Mason, and he’s been
rejecting her advances. Then, we find out that she also knew Mason’s wife was
having an affair with Hunter, and Mason seems on the verge of strangling her so
that secret won’t get out, only for Columbo to interrupt just in time. And
after that…she disappears. There’s no indication of whether Mason followed
through on his murder attempt, or if she went back home like she was gearing up
to do, or if she got scared by Mason’s behavior and went to the police. Why
dedicate a decent amount of time to her only for her to vanish? Unfortunately,
I don’t have a good answer for that.
I’d probably say this was the second best episode of the
season, falling behind “Try and Catch Me”. While the episode's definitely
entertaining in a variety of ways, it’s not quite as consistently good as “Try
and Catch Me” was. We’ll have to see if this ranking changes after the next
episode…
Number of
“Columbo-isms”: 5/6. There’s a few mentions of Mrs. Columbo, a pretty solid
“Just one more thing”, a quick whistle of “This Old Man”, and a few shots of
the car. And given that dogs play a big part in the plot, it’s inevitable that
Dog will show up too. All we needed was some fumbling and we’d have another
perfect score. Too much to hope for, I suppose, especially since we just got
one in the previous episode.
Other: *During
the scene where Mason is in the doctor’s office and having his heart rate
examined, we can hear his heartbeat on the soundtrack, which makes sense. Then
we cut to Hunter arriving at Mason’s house, and the heartbeat can still be
heard. I’m guessing this is supposed to be significant, or perhaps a bit of
foreshadowing, but I’m not entirely sure I like it. Sometimes these things feel
just a little too pretentious.
*Mason attempts to poison his dogs at one point in order
to prevent his secret from getting out. He was planning on using chocolate,
which nowadays would make perfect sense, since we know chocolate is poisonous
to dogs. But then Columbo stops him because the dogs are only supposed to be
fed by the guard on duty, and when asked “even chocolate?” he calmly says “even
chocolate”, as if dogs eating chocolate was entirely normal. Talk about an
unexpected sign of the times.
*On a related note to the above point, Mason takes a bite
of the chocolate after being caught out, and I wondered if he’d done that to
avoid suspicion, but now had to race against the clock to avoid getting
poisoned himself. It certainly seemed to be going that way given how eager he
seemed to get out of the room, but there was no official followup of him
running to the bathroom or quickly drinking water. So I’m not entirely sure how
Mason was intending to poison the dogs. Then again, maybe he did know that chocolate was bad for
dogs, and it’s just Columbo who wasn’t aware of it. We’ve seen him feeding Dog
ice cream in previous episodes, after all; he might be very smart about some
things, but animal care doesn’t always seem to be one of them.
Would This Hold Up
in Court?: It depends. On the one hand, Columbo’s obtained a lot of
evidence, including the kill command Mason used on the dogs. On the other hand,
it feels like he obtained a lot of that information without permission, given
that he keeps popping into Mason’s house at all hours, sometimes while Mason’s
not present, and apparently was recording conversations without Mason’s
knowledge. Plus, as delightful as the final scene is from a mind game
perspective, Columbo was clearly baiting Mason into giving the game away, which
I don’t think a judge would look too kindly on. So while it seems like a yes on
the surface, I have my doubts once you go a little deeper.
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