Show: Columbo
Episode
Particulars: S8EP4, “Grand Deceptions”, original airdate May 1st,
1989.
Standalone
Thoughts: Overall, I’d say this is a pretty forgettable episode. I
certainly had no memory of it when I sat down to rewatch it, and I’m guessing
it’s going to fade from my memory again just as quickly this time around. If I
had to guess why, I’d say it’s because the episode has no particularly
memorable scenes, and the rest of the content isn’t very strong.
I think the problem is twofold. If you’re just looking at
the episode on the surface, it kind of seems like a copy of previous Columbo episodes, notably “By Dawn’s
Early Light” with the military aspect (plus the fact that it feels like
Foxworth is channeling McGoohan’s character in some places) and any story that
involved embezzling from a company. If you dig a little deeper, though, the
problem is that a lot of people make stupid decisions. Brailie makes the
mistake of not disposing of all the evidence, so that it’s conveniently lying
around for Columbo to find. Out of universe, the filmmakers don’t do a very
good job of explaining how the think tank and the military training course are
related; sure, one pays for the other, but it really does feel like two separate
things. Even Columbo’s not immune from making mistakes, when he and another
character keep changing positions to talk to each other about something related
to the case…while they’re in a church. During a funeral. In full sight of
Brailie. Unless the goal was to make Brailie nervous and therefore do something
to give the game away (which doesn’t seem likely, given how Columbo catches
him), all this is doing is alerting Brailie to the fact that something’s going
on, and also disturbing the innocent bystanders. Is there a reason this
exchange couldn’t have taken place outside the church? Or was this a misguided
attempt at comedy? If it’s the latter, then I’d definitely have to say that it
fell flat.
As with most things, though, it’s not all bad. The interactions
between Columbo and General Padget are nice, and the final shot, while making
absolutely no sense in-universe, is still a funny little beat for the audience.
But obviously, it’s not enough to make up for the odd decisions and general
blah-ness of the whole thing. I’m not entirely sure what could have been done
to make it stronger—maybe a few more character beats for Columbo so things felt
a little less serious—but I do know I wouldn’t have chosen this to end the
season. At least here in 2017, I know there are more episodes on the way to
hopefully make up for it.
Number of
“Columbo-isms”: We managed to get another perfect 6/6. Columbo’s wife is
only mentioned once or twice, but we get a scene with both the car and Dog,
Columbo does a fair bit of fumbling, he has two variations of “Just one more
thing”, and he not only sings “This Old Man” to himself, but it shows up on the
soundtrack. I wonder how many more times the show will manage to pull this off
before we’re done.
Other: *During
Padget’s birthday dinner, he and Brailie seem to be doing a back and forth
rhyme about a camel having sex with the Sphinx. It’s not as dirty as it could
be, and soldiers are known for having a bawdy sense of humor, but is this
really something to be reciting in polite company? Even if all the guests were
made up of soldiers and their wives, there’s still a time and a place for
things like this.
*I’m a little surprised that the fact that Columbo’s
served in the military himself never came up in this episode. The fact that he
fought in Korea came up several times in earlier episodes, so why not now? Is
that also something NBC held under copyright?
*Season wrapup: Columbo’s triumphant return to television
was a little hit and miss. I liked half of the episodes, and the other half
were mediocre instead of outright bad. On the bright side, all of them worked
or didn’t work for different reasons, so it’s not like the crew is doing one
thing consistently wrong, and Falk’s portrayal of Columbo is still in good
form. We’ll just have to see if things even out a little as we start to
transition into the 90’s…
Would This Hold Up
in Court?: A very definite no. Not only is Columbo’s main piece of evidence
pretty scanty, but he has two instances of taking things when he didn’t have a
warrant. Come on, Columbo, you’re generally better than this! Or at least less
obvious about it!
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