Show: Columbo
Episode
Particulars: S6EP2, “Old Fashioned Murder”, original airdate November 28th,
1976.
Standalone
Thoughts: I’m not entirely sure what this episode was going for. It seems
pretty clear that the writers wanted Lytton to be sympathetic, given the way
she’s introduced and the way Columbo treats her, but other than that, I have no
idea what they were thinking. That’s because a lot of the plot revolves around
melodrama that feels like the worst soap opera clichés, with weird family
dynamics, secret love affairs and infidelities, and even what seems to be a
heavily implied hidden pregnancy. Even worse, some of these things don’t seem
to serve much of a purpose. The fact that Janie is having an affair with
Schaffer’s brother (Jess Osuna) is initially important but then basically
disappears from the narrative once it’s no longer necessary. And while I
suspect Lytton’s relationship to her family was meant to be the motive behind
what she did, it’s never fully explained, and therefore leaves me trying to
figure out what was going on. It initially looks like she arranged the double
murder because she wanted to protect the museum, since the opening scenes kept
going on and on about the museum’s financial problems, but after the murder,
all the focus shifts to the Lytton/Brandt families and money’s barely brought
up again. So why is Lytton doing what she’s doing? There’s no satisfactory
answer, and I’m left more baffled by the episode than anything.
That all being said, I don’t hate this episode. The
dialogue and Van Patten’s acting successfully make Lytton just sympathetic
enough that it breaks through my confusion, and while the pace is sometimes a
little too slow (which does befit the atmosphere in a museum but can lead to
your audience losing interest), it also gives a sense of melancholy with works
with the aforementioned acting. It’s not one I’d suggest you seek out, but I
also wouldn’t recommend skipping it, either. I think this is an episode that really depends on personal tastes;
melodrama fans will probably enjoy it, while others need to be in the right
mood. So keep that in mind if you ever decide to check this one out.
Number of
“Columbo-isms”: 2/6 for sure, and two that sort of qualify. There’s
definitely several mentions of Mrs. Columbo and a semi-big scene with the car,
but Columbo only does one piece of fumbling (and it’s less rooting through his
pockets and more just trying to pull something out of one particular pocket)
and only has one moment that comes close to a “Just one more thing”. So those
two I’ll leave up to everybody’s individual judgment.
Other: *Maybe
it’s just the fact that I’ve got WWII buffs in my family, but I can’t help but
feel like the outfit Schaffer wears as a security guard looks a little…S.S.
like;
(Source: https://www.wehrmacht.es/en/ss-uniforms/1341-feldbluse-m36-for-generals-of-waffen-ss-tricot.html)
That probably wasn’t the costumer’s intent, but it does
make me wonder if an old Nazi costume was repurposed for this outfit. It’s a
way to save money, I guess…
*In classic Columbo
fashion, we get a scene where someone clucks over his appearance and tries
to fix it, in this case by giving him a haircut. We get two scenes where
Columbo’s hair is smooth and flat (and changes his appearance totally; it took
me a second to realize we were looking at Peter Falk when I first saw it), and
then he’s back to his old style shortly thereafter. My only question is, how
did he get it back to normal so fast? Did he ruffle his hair or just sleep on
it (literally)? It’s not something worth dwelling on, but I’d really like to
know.
*I’m a little disappointed that no one commented on the
fact that neither Schaffer or Edward Lytton had powder burns on their
hands/gloves, since that should have been a dead giveaway that something was
amiss and has been used in Columbo episodes
before. But then I guess that would have made things too easy, so it was conveniently ignored this time.
*Apparently bandana-style patterns were in in the 1970’s.
First there was that outfit in “Dead Weight”, and now this;
I can maybe see that pattern on a blanket or throw rug,
but I don’t think it makes great wallpaper. But maybe that’s just my 2017
sensibilities coming into play.
*Speaking of 1970’s sensibilities, somehow I feel like
women’s prisons wouldn’t be issuing outfits like this regardless of the era…
It just seems very unlikely that a female prison outfit
is a skirt that’s knee-length or less. She honestly looks like she’s posing for
a catalogue. Is this Hollywood sensibilities coming into play again?
Would This Hold Up
in Court?: Possibly. Columbo’s got some recorded evidence, although it’s a
bit of a stretch, and that’s all he’s got to go on. It depends on the jury and
what Lytton is willing to say in court. She seemed willing to confess at the
end of the episode, but you never know if she’ll change her mind or not.
Certainly the episode doesn’t make it easy to tell.
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